- Creed Bratton: [Speaking to the camera] I think just about anyone can be a star. My postman, the night janitor here. Andy, no. Definitely not. Charisma black hole.
- Andy Bernard: [standing in the middle of the office with his guitar, Lorelei] Everybody, Lorelei and I would like to say thank you and goodbye the only way we know how.
- Nellie Bertram: Oh, good Lord.
- Stanley Hudson: [dryly] Can't you just leave?
- [first lines]
- Jim Halpert: I'm taking some time off from work-well, my other work-because we needed it.
- Pam Beesly: It's great.
- Jim Halpert: It's great.
- Pam Beesly: The phone has been ringing off the hook. The guys in Philly are kind of going nuts.
- Jim Halpert: But that doesn't matter. This does. It's the only thing that matters. We've had some really nice days together.
- Pam Beesly: Nice morning, too.
- Jim Halpert: Beesly! Oh, my God.
- Jim Halpert: The Annex it is. I'll be sitting at your desk, if that's Ok with you
- Clark: Its fine with me. But be careful. It is very easy to get lost in Pete's beautiful, dead eyes.
- Andy Bernard: Will you tell me bluntly, do you think I'm making a terrible mistake quitting my job to become an actor?
- Erin Hannon: Bluntly, yes, huge mistake. Andy, honestly, I think you might become homeless, or maybe even starve.
- Andy Bernard: Thank you.
- Angela Martin-Lipton: Well you know what? You have so many hairs on your chin, the animal control should have taken you away.