Community (TV Series)
Advanced Introduction to Finality (2013)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : Three and a half years ago, when I came to Greendale, I met six very important people.
Dean Pelton : Ooh, burn on Britta.
Jeff Winger : Sorry, seven. And meeting these people changed my life. Yep. I'm sorry. I-I don't know what to say.
[the other group members just laugh]
Troy Barnes : Yeah, okay.
Abed Nadir : Whatever.
Jeff Winger : I'm so used to being the guy who can talk his way out of anything, but what do you say when you don't want a way out? What you have all done for me is indescribable. It's unbelievable. And my love for you is immeasurable, even when you split it seven ways.
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Dean Pelton : So, what's next for Jeffrey Winger?
Jeff Winger : I'm thinking I might look into some small local firms. I'm gonna use my big mouth to help the little guy.
Shirley Bennett , Annie Edison : Aww.
Jeff Winger : Plus, if I stay in town, I can pop by any time I want. You know, just to settle any group arguments about who misses me the most.
[both Britta and Abed point to themselves]
Jeff Winger : What do you think?
[everyone raise their glasses]
Abed Nadir : To Jeff.
Shirley Bennett : To Jeffrey.
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Abed Nadir : Listen up people! We've got an inter-dimensional battle on our hands. Our evil counterparts are waging a war, and it's either us or us.
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Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : [as Evil Troy and Abed] Troy and Abed in the morning!
Abed Nadir : Welcome back. We've got a jam-packed show, so let's get started.
Troy Barnes : Today, as always, we'll be visited once again by Greendale's king and supreme lord master, Dean Chang.
Abed Nadir : Looks like he'll be talking about squash this time.
Troy Barnes : Oh, I'm super excited for that. And not only because it's mandatory.
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Abed Nadir : My final film school class is just called "Opinions". Professor Taylor is scheduled to teach, but I have a rebuttal.
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'Evil' Abed : Jeff left Greendale and became a scummy lawyer again, but the more evil he got, the more he became tortured by the idea that there's still a good Jeff out there, being good somewhere. That's why he forced me to show him how to travel between timelines.
Abed Nadir : My God. This is so cool.
'Evil' Abed : I know. You have no idea how long I've been waiting to talk to you about it. Kind of a Superman III meets that Star Trek episode meets season three of The Cape.
Abed Nadir : The Cape was cancelled.
'Evil' Abed : Not here. They retooled it for cable, and it's awesome.
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Evil Jeff : Hello, Abed.
Abed Nadir : Hello, Evil Jeff.
Evil Jeff : What? How did you-...
Abed Nadir : I may not be good with facial expressions, but I know an evil doppelganger when I see one. Plus your arm makes a noise every time you move it.