- Adam Freeman: [reading] "Nestled in between Blackwood Forest and Hodgson Bay, bucolic Springville is timeless..." Blah-blah-blah. "... but the town has a mysterious side as well. Rumors of an ancient curse have given the town a reputation as a magnet for the supernatural."
- Watch Waverly: Everyone knows, dark or not, when it's 7:00 o'clock it's time to go home. Boy, is he new. Odds are he won't last twenty-four hours.
- Sally Wilcox: Oh, I don't know. Long legs. Dreamy hair. Athletic. Twenty bucks says he lasts a day.
- Watch Waverly: Mmm. Well, I'm basing his imminent demise on a carefully calculated algorithm - so you're on.
- Sally Wilcox: You call it Springville because you just got here, but those who know call it Spooksville.
- Watch Waverly: Uh, Adam, if you don't mind, I would like to do a full spectral analysis on, um... Teddy.
- Adam Freeman: Sheriff Quick Paws, actually.
- Watch Waverly: [about to dissect] This IS your bear. You wanna do the honors?
- Adam Freeman: Um... It's all right. Too invested.