"The Simpsons" Pulpit Friction (TV Episode 2013) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Santa's Little Helper, Sideshow Mel, Krusty the Klown, Barney Gumble, Mr. Teeny, Hans Moleman, Charlie, Mayor Quimby

Homer Simpson : If it's such a Good Book, why are there no blurbs in the back? Not even from David Sedaris, and he'll blurb anything.
Bart Simpson : But I thought you hated church.

Homer Simpson : For the record, I hated the building, the people in it, and the spirit it represents, I never hated the chruch itself. But I believe in something bigger than me now.

Bart Simpson : The only thing bigger than you now is you tomorrow.

Homer Simpson : Why you little... lamb... Mustn't kill own son, only God can do that.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Santa's Little Helper, Sideshow Mel, Krusty the Klown, Barney Gumble, Mr. Teeny, Hans Moleman, Charlie, Mayor Quimby