The Girl Who Invented Kissing (2017) User Reviews

Indeed worthwhile!

[vladniculae · 7/10 · 14 October 2018]

Before I actually review this film I must admit I am no critic, but a mere film lover who has never been more impressed by a low budget drama as I was by this title. I felt compelled to write a (my first) review, since this film has undeserved low ratings. Indeed, because of that I started watching with low expectations, looking for a relatable love story and escapism. What I got instead was a wild emotional ride, poignant at places (especially the end), but otherwise utterly and sincerely full of hope. (SPOILERS, maybe) The movie succeeds in teaching the audience a few important lessons, as I see it: how there is good in people, how loneliness 'kills', how, in the face of death, petty conflicts vanish and how tragedy unites people. Moreover, I must say I'm amazed how this film managed to keep secret the name of a primary character and make it irrelevant, really. On another note, for those saying that the girl fell for the big fella, I must disagree. Their relationship is one of pure friendship and that is another kind of love. Other meaningful relationships, and arguably quite complex, that are well depicted in the movie are that of the brothers, that of the wife-lover, husband-wife and even husband-lover. Finally, I cannot recommend this movie more for those who want to feel pity and admiration, joy and regret, love and sorrow. 10/10 not for its cinematic features, but for a good story and delivery.

Haha gulllible

[Headturner1 · 7/10 · 30 August 2019]

Thought he could get his money back if he leaves a movie at the 15 minute mark. Lol. Ok on to the review..I quite liked this move. There wasn't a story per say ( ut Seinfeld didn't have one either) instead I felt like I was watching an actual filming of people living. I felt like after the movie ended I could envision them all sitting discussing things. I wish they had shown a little more with the girl by herself so we could see exactly how she lived was she a prostitute?!?) It showed her going to cars and getting in too? Also wish there wasn't so much mystery behind the death. But even without I still enjoyed the move and cried at parts. Like one reviewer wrote something like it didn't feel like he was watching people acting it was so real. That's how I felt and a movie has to make me feel a certain way to write a review with is a good thing or bad thing tho a good thing here and like the other reviewer I have no friends and watch a lot of films just dawned on me. Lol.

This film has heart

[Ishmael_22 · 7/10 · 12 April 2020]

I watched a more popular film before this one (Gretel & Hansel) and I almost fell asleep numerous times but this indie film had not only kept my attention but grabbed me at the end. It's a real life, heart pulling story.

A good movie

[Gordon-11 · 24 July 2018]

This film is about a mysterious woman who enters the lives of two brothers.

From the title, I thought the film is a teenage romantic comedy. But it is far from that. It deals with deeper issues such as the yearning for connection, brotherhood and trust. I feel much sympathy for Victor, he is a nice person and he is a character that draws you to him. It is also refreshing to see a character with a hearing impairment, which is not often seen on screen.

An realistic story of unlikely friendship

[master_darkboy · 6/10 · 11 February 2018]

It's not everyday that you see a pretty Victoria Secret model like Suki Waterhouse (Who plays a druggy drifter with no name) falls for a slightly peculiar middle-age in the streets and becomes his best friend while being stalked though it happens in this 105 minutes debut film of Tom Sierchio . Although the movie depicts a real unlikely story in its plot, It sort of succeeds to portray some genuine feelings of fallible people. "The Girl Who Invented Kissing" is infused with zero wrenching pathos and is stymied by a monotonous script. While It's unfair to ignore the noticeable performances by Vincent Piazza and Dash Mihok, it's also fair to say that Suki Waterhouse is a long way to claim that she's as good in movies as she's in catwalk. Finishing my short take, I'll say that "The Girl Who Invented Kissing" actually does not even innovate let alone invent anything but it's a movie worth putting time for, specially for those who like to commiserate with these imperfect people of the story....and specially a pill-popping drifter played by pretty Suki Waterhouse.

Confusing

[sallywadsworth · 3/10 · 19 August 2018]

Maybe I missed something hat everyone else got but my god it was ridiculous so no one throughout the whole one knowing her nor after her dying knew her name? She was a homeless druggy and stole from the guy but that's cool? The film was okay to watch but there just wasn't anything too it at all it was just, meh.

Better Than Espected

[Tr-u-mpbilly · 8/10 · 19 December 2017]

I thought it had a slow start to the point I almost turned it off. Fortunately, it was just weird enough to hold my attention until I was interested. It's a good film with a good story, but it is a bit on the sad side. See it with your significant other.

The writer who invented boredom!

[biffspeaks · 2/10 · 11 February 2019]

I don't quite understand trying to relay in depth things thru movies by letting in more space meaning the camera zooming by houses or focusing on certain things, or needing to see one brother make food and bring it out to serve to the other brother. This movie seemed like all filler. I believe it was nearly 5 minutes until someone actually spoke a sentence. In fairness, the movie did not pass my 15 minute test; that is, doing something to make it appealing within that time frame to keep watching. It switched scenes so rapidly that there was simply nothing to make of it. We did not even get to see the girl who apparently does something interesting and or life changing for someone. I think those persons that rated this movie highly believe they can "relate" better, or they're simply exceptionally gullible. Many good actors gone to waste here and a good argument for refunds which is a real problem. If I want to leave at say, the 10 or 15 minute mark, I should receive a refund.

Fantastic!

[robharrand · 10/10 · 26 February 2018]

This is a phenomenal picture. I haven't enjoyed a film this much in a long time, and I have no friends, so I watch a lot of movies.

It's a refreshing, uniquely written, feel good story that I'm not going to explain. Just watch it. The entire experience felt effortless and real and easily absorbed.

The acting was outstanding, especially Dash Mihok as Victor and Suki Waterhouse, as "The Girl", who also did a commendable job. Their relationship was both entirely believable and adorable.

Let's not forget about the score. It was literally perfect. Rich in atmosphere, charming, and perfectly suited for each scene. I found myself "Shazamming several songs throughout the movie.

It's a real shame a movie of this quality goes under the radar because there isn't an "A-list" actor involved. In fact, too many movies are overshadowed by A-list actors and the the roles they are famous for.

For example, had Victor been played by Anthony Hopkins instead of Dash Mihok, I'm pretty sure I would have been wondering when Hannibal Lector was going to bite the girl's face off, rather than fall innocently in love with her, if you catch my drift.

With that being said, had Emma Stone or Ellen Paige or Ryan Gosling been casted, this gets nominated for an Oscar or Golden Globe, no question. I guess that's just part of the politics of show business. Lame indeed.

Regardless, this is one of the most enjoyable movies I've had the pleasure of watching, in a long time. It's that good and shouldn't be missed.

Highly, highly recommended.

Beautifully written a must see

[lyonsbmarie · 1/10 · 7 January 2018]

I loved this movie it is beautifully written . The acting is great.The background and town had a realistic small town appeal..The sound track by Matthew Ryan was fantastic and really set the tone and ambiance of film...A lot of today's films are over the top in set designs and non-original plots with no real character development. Not this film.Well worth the money I spent to purchase.

Good touching movie

[mvossie · 8/10 · 15 February 2021]

Just a very touching good movie with great acting. Its about two brothers jimmy and Vic. Vic is a bit slow ( also has a hearing aid) ( played by same actor who plays ray Donovan s slow brother) and his brother runs the bar the oak.one day Vic meets a beautiful young drifster who becomes friends with Vic and doesn't treat Vic like a slow retard as most people do.she doesn't tell him his name only that after kissing him that she is the one invented kissing. The storyline is not that complicated but the great acting makes this a very good and touching movie.

couldnt have been better

[ops-52535 · 9/10 · 14 December 2017]

Extraordinary movie,with some very lively and ''to be true'' acting .the girl,she is nameless brought ahead by a very beautiful Kira Waterhouse, and the man called Viktor, who has a braindamage due to an accidenta as a child,are brought together as a deed of destiny. this film has got nearly everything.emotions,fun,irony,grief,sorrow and death. if you would like a special x-mas gift,this is the one to see

Loved it - A wonderful film about our imperfect life

[jazzbow · 8/10 · 6 August 2017]

I got to see this at the Jersey Shore Film Festival and I simply loved it. It tells the tale of two small town brothers, Jimmy (Piazza) and Victor (Mihok)continuing their existence when a beautiful young and mysterious girl (Waterhouse) buses into to town and seeps into their lives.

It has many truly inspired moments, some epic shots, finely written characters, incredible production design and is superbly acted by all, especially Mihok and Waterhouse whose relationship is at the heart of this heartfelt movie. There are parts that were not as perfect where one could quibble, but who cares, these imperfections are completely absorbed by the beauty of the whole. Just like life.

Hidden gem - loved every aspect of it!

[gvarypatakis · 10/10 · 21 February 2018]

These guys hit the mark with this one! I typically don't like movie renditions of books but they captured the essence of the book while creating gold on screen. The actors/actresses capture the most important elements and I would recommend all who enjoy a great drama to watch - you will not be disappointed! The producers and directors of the film deserve all the credit in the world for turning in a masterpiece. I have to say that this is one of my favorite films in the past decade - I could see it having tremendous success as time goes on. 10/10 Can't wait to re-watch and catch the moments that I missed the first time around!

Suki Waterhouse is remarkable

[Schipa73 · 10/10 · 18 January 2021]

Suki Waterhouse gives a soul slicing performance as a drifter who gets off a bus in a little Jersey town in this beautifully made 2017 tragicomedy. Her character, the Girl (we never learn her name), is comfortable sleeping on park benches and partying with dangerous low-lifes. Her beauty and charm enable her to manipulate lonely men like bar owner Victor, movingly played by Dash Mihok. She targets Victor as a mark, but Waterhouse and writer-director Tom Sierchio are able to communicate the genuine affection she has for this wounded, profoundly vulnerable man, even while she uses him. The most impressive aspect of Waterhouse's creation is her portrayal of the Girl's completely unjustified confidence that she can survive her dangerous life choices. Proud of her unorthodox behavior, unafraid of confrontation, the Girl seems bent on living by her own simple, brazen philosophy. During their first conversation, after she and Victor admit to their mutual weirdness, she says, "Don't let anybody tell you that's a bad thing. It's a good thing. Only the mediocre are always at their best and I can tell already that ain't us." In real life, when we see any young person strolling so casually on the edge of the abyss, we worry. If it's someone we know well, we worry a lot. If it's a beautiful women, we are desperately afraid for her because we understand the malevolent attention she could attract. Waterhouse makes us feel that danger almost immediately, even while we're finding her maddeningly attractive. I don't know what the future will bring for this unjustly ignored film. I wouldn't be surprised if, in a few years, Criterion picks it up. The good news is that you can stream it right now and spend some quality time with the girl who Invented kissing.

mistake with rating

[cblomme33 · 10/10 · 24 June 2018]

I noticed many 9 & 10 star reviews. One review raved but mistakenly gave a 1/10, trying to give 10/10 i believe based on what they wrote, thus affecting the overall aggregate rating which should be higher. This movie deserves an 8/10 based on reviews

A Wonderful movie!

[Gazzaman12 · 9/10 · 3 March 2020]

This is a real little gem of a movie! The concept will keep you involved until the stunningly good ending! The acting is great throughout, Suki Waterhouse is great as the pill-popping girl, but Dash Mihok as Victor is simply amazing as the older but slightly mentally challenged brother. His performance is incredible and so real it will bring tears to your eyes! Yes it's a sad movie but well worth seeing even if just for him alone! Don't miss it!!!

Fantastic

[parkerzautcke · 10/10 · 3 September 2023]

This is such a good film. It's very wholesome and holds your attention well! It also gives you a fresh perspective about people with special needs. This movie is definitely in my top 15 movies of all time because of how emotional it made me. I think that the story is well written the acting is amazing! The two main actors Suki Waterhouse and Dash Mihok both did a phenomenal job portraying their characters. I think anyone who has not cried while watching a movie should watch this one because you will be tested and pushed to your emotional limits. I think you'll enjoy watching this movie as much as I did!