Pin the Sock on the Cock
- Video
- 2023
- 1h 38m
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Title scene: There's no real dialogue or story in these vignettes, so t-shirts provide an ineffective substitute. Lauren Phillips' tee reads "Mother-in-Law" and April Olsen's says "Bride to Be", so that relationship is present in the sex to come.
Tommy Pistol is at his worst, made up with a fake handlebar moustache as a sort of sideshow performer holding a board of dildos sticking out to play the Pin the Tail on the Donkey styled game. Lauren and April play while he makes faces and the big gag is when Lauren checks out a white sock and is grossed out when it drips out cum all over her face.
Tommy substitutes his dick for one of the penises and blindfolded April sucks on it, leading quickly to threesome sex.
In "Pizza with Sauce", Dillon Diaz is stuck playing the poor cuckold, so obsessed with playing some Japanese anime video game that he doesn't notice his girlfriend Kira Noir (with her new big boobs) servicing the pizza delivery guy Isiah Maxwell in the kitchen.
Punch line is that the pizza brought to Kira is too plain, so supposedly Isaiah' cum shot provides some topping, and of course poor Diaz ends up eating it with the cum on top, a very corny porn joke. Hardy-har-har.
For "The Nerd Crew", Hook is a rather pointless spoof of Best Buy's famous Geek Squad, a useful service for those of us technically challenged when an electronic device goes on the blink. In this case the Nerd Crew consists of Jay Romero and Cadence Lux, arriving at Jewelz Blu's door to fix her wall-mounted flat screen TV. She answers the door wearing a sexy red bikini, which turns both Jay and Lux on. This is a thinly veiled "update" of a porn cliche dating back to the VHS era, namely Sex with the Cable Guy.
Tommy substitutes his dick for one of the penises and blindfolded April sucks on it, leading quickly to threesome sex.
Tommy Pistol is at his worst, made up with a fake handlebar moustache as a sort of sideshow performer holding a board of dildos sticking out to play the Pin the Tail on the Donkey styled game. Lauren and April play while he makes faces and the big gag is when Lauren checks out a white sock and is grossed out when it drips out cum all over her face.
Tommy substitutes his dick for one of the penises and blindfolded April sucks on it, leading quickly to threesome sex.
In "Pizza with Sauce", Dillon Diaz is stuck playing the poor cuckold, so obsessed with playing some Japanese anime video game that he doesn't notice his girlfriend Kira Noir (with her new big boobs) servicing the pizza delivery guy Isiah Maxwell in the kitchen.
Punch line is that the pizza brought to Kira is too plain, so supposedly Isaiah' cum shot provides some topping, and of course poor Diaz ends up eating it with the cum on top, a very corny porn joke. Hardy-har-har.
For "The Nerd Crew", Hook is a rather pointless spoof of Best Buy's famous Geek Squad, a useful service for those of us technically challenged when an electronic device goes on the blink. In this case the Nerd Crew consists of Jay Romero and Cadence Lux, arriving at Jewelz Blu's door to fix her wall-mounted flat screen TV. She answers the door wearing a sexy red bikini, which turns both Jay and Lux on. This is a thinly veiled "update" of a porn cliche dating back to the VHS era, namely Sex with the Cable Guy.
Tommy substitutes his dick for one of the penises and blindfolded April sucks on it, leading quickly to threesome sex.
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- lor_
- Jul 23, 2023
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