- Earl: I can't believe Han is making us tidy up this damn diner. It's like putting a pretty church hat on a whore.
- Oleg: Oleg, Sophie is just feeling a little smothered.
- Oleg: She feels smothered? Have you ever tried motorboating those cans of hers?
- Max Black: Once, but I was very drunk at the time.
- Max Black: Make some changes, everything will be right back on track.
- Max Black: And stop talking now.
- Oleg: Make some changes? That's all I've done for her. I changed my furniture. I changed my ways. I changed my underwear more than once a week.
- Sophie Kachinsky: Oleg cheated on me and I'm so
- [screaming]
- Sophie Kachinsky: maaaaaaaaaaad! Oh I have to break things! But everything upstairs in my apartment is too nice! So
- [Sofie breaks something]
- Sophie Kachinsky: run a tab girls!