Game of Thrones (TV Series)

Two Swords (2014)

Peter Dinklage: Tyrion Lannister

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• [after stabbing a Lannister soldier in Littlefinger's brothel, Oberyn Martell leaves with Tyrion] 

  Oberyn Martell : Seems I visited the Lannister brothel by mistake.

  Tyrion Lannister : Oh, they take all kinds.

  Oberyn Martell : [sarcastically]  Even Dornishmen.

  Tyrion Lannister : The king is very grateful that you traveled all this way for his wedding.

  Oberyn Martell : Now let us speak truth here, Joffrey is insulted. I am only the second son, after all.

  Tyrion Lannister : Well, speaking as a fellow second son, I've grown rather used to being the family insult.

  [Oberyn laughs] 

  Tyrion Lannister : Why did you come to King's Landing, Prince Oberyn?

  Oberyn Martell : I was invited to the royal wedding.

  Tyrion Lannister : I thought we were speaking truth.

  [pause] 

  Oberyn Martell : The last time I was in the capital was many years ago. Another wedding. My sister Elia and Rhaegar Targaryen, the Last Dragon. My sister loved him. She bore his children. Swaddled them, rocked them, fed them at her own breast. Elia wouldn't let the wet nurse touch them. And beautiful, noble Rhaegar Targaryen... left her for another woman. That started a war, and the war ended right here, when your father's army took the city.

  Tyrion Lannister : It wasn't actually...

  Oberyn Martell : They butchered those children. My nephew and niece. Carved them up and wrapped them in Lannister cloaks. And my sister. You know what they did to her?

  [Tyrion has been staring at the ground uncomfortably for some time; Oberyn lifts his chin with a finger] 

  Oberyn Martell : I'm asking you a question.

  Tyrion Lannister : I've heard rumors.

  Oberyn Martell : [chuckles]  So have I. The one I keep hearing is that Gregor Clegane, the Mountain, raped Elia and split her in half with his great sword.

  Tyrion Lannister : I wasn't there. I don't know what...

  Oberyn Martell : If the Mountain killed my sister, your father gave the order.

  [pause] 

  Oberyn Martell : Tell your father I'm here. And tell him the Lannisters aren't the only ones who pay their debts.

  [Oberyn walks away] 

• [Tyrion, Bronn and Pod wait for the Dornish nobles. Bronn is bored. A peasant passes by, leading two goats] 

  Bronn : How many Dornishmen does it take to fuck a goat?

  Tyrion Lannister : Please don't.