Major Crimes (TV Series)

False Pretenses (2013)

G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza

Quotes 

• D.D.A. Emma Rios : Lieutenant Provenza?

  Lt. Louie Provenza : Yes.

  D.D.A. Emma Rios : Good morning, Lieutenant.

  Lt. Louie Provenza : Yeah.

  D.D.A. Emma Rios : Is it... is it bad?

  Lt. Louie Provenza : Well, I've seen worse. Anyway, I was just going upstairs with the suicide. You're welcome to join me.

  D.D.A. Emma Rios : Well, well, maybe I should look.

  [gasps] 

  D.D.A. Emma Rios : Her face is missing, Lieutenant! You said...

  Lt. Louie Provenza : I said that I had seen worse - and I have.

  Lt. Andy Flynn : He has.

  Lt. Louie Provenza : Emma, if you're going to continue to come to the morgue and to the crime scenes, you have got to get used to it.

  Detective Julio Sanchez : Uh, here, uh, let me help you.

  D.D.A. Emma Rios : Oh, thanks.

  Detective Julio Sanchez : This way. Here, I got you a coffee.

  D.D.A. Emma Rios : Seriously? Thank you. Mm... I didn't have time to stop on my way in. How did you know?

  Detective Julio Sanchez : I'm a detective.

  Lt. Louie Provenza : Excuse me, Detective.

• Lt. Louie Provenza : Oh, geez. Why do I keep putting myself through this.

• Lt. Louie Provenza : The gays, they have it made.

• D.D.A. Emma Rios : This document confirms your agreement to serve a total of four years for all these robberies. I've included the names and addresses...

  Assistant Chief Taylor : [in the monitor room]  So I assume one of those robberies includes the house where he stole the murder weapon.

  Lt. Louie Provenza : It does.

  D.D.A. Emma Rios : If you would put your signature at the bottom, we'll set a court date for next week and we'll get this in front of a judge.

  Roland Jennings : Is that it?

  Captain Sharon Raydor : There is one more thing.

  Detective Julio Sanchez : You just confessed to robbing Stewart Ness.

  Captain Sharon Raydor : And in the stolen property report that he filled out, it lists this gun.

  Roland Jennings : What the hell is this? You can't add gun charges to these robberies.

  Captain Sharon Raydor : We found this weapon that your client stole at the scene of an attempted robbery, matching his M.O. in Venice where we also found a double homicide.

  Roland Jennings : What?

  Tyler Allen : Wait, I... No, I read about that in the paper. They said it was a murder-suicide.

  Captain Sharon Raydor : Oh, well, sometimes the press gets it wrong.

• Lt. Andy Flynn : Look, I got a physical coming up.

  Lt. Louie Provenza : Well, that's not an exam that you have to study for.