- Tina Belcher: [to Jimmy Jr] Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it.
- Jimmy Pesto, Jr.: Leave me alone!
- Bob: I know what you're thinking. I lost us the game and humiliated myself on TV.
- Louise Belcher: Wow, that was what I was thinking.
- Gene Belcher: We need to call a surprise witness.
- Bob: What?
- Gene Belcher: The defense calls Henry Kissinger to the stand!
- Chuck: Belchers, meet your competition the Changs.
- Tina Belcher: Hey. Everybody Chang sons tonight.
- Chuck: Oh, dear lord.
- Bob: [When Jimmy Pesto drives his minivan around the block to annoy Bob] Jimmy, I get it. You won the minivan.
- Jimmy Pesto: Face it, Bob. You were destined to lose. I knew it, Chuck sure knew it.
- Bob: Wh... what do you mean, "Chuck sure knew it"? What does that mean?
- Jimmy Pesto: What? Nothing. I... I have a disease where I say things, you know, and it makes me drive away...
- [drives away from Bob]
- Tina Belcher: [while looking at the TV cameras] Hey, we're on TV.
- Louise Belcher: We know, Tina. We're on "Pam's Court." Pretty neat, huh? It's a TV show.
- Bob: Let's just go home and and never watch any shows on Channel 13 again!
- Producer: Oh, come on, you don't mean that.
- Bob: Yes, I do!
- Linda Belcher: I might watch a little bit of "Pam's Court." Just a little bit.