- Catherine Chandler: Tess, I'm... I'm ten days late.
- Tess Vargas: Oh.
- Catherine Chandler: Don't "oh" like that. We haven't been partners for a while, so maybe... maybe we're off schedule.
- Tess Vargas: Sorry. It's just my head went to "Breaking Dawn: Part 2".
- Catherine Chandler: Okay, this isn't funny. What would I do?
- Tess Vargas: You're probably not. It's probably just stress. I mean, you're harboring a half-human boyfriend. That's stressful.
- Catherine Chandler: [unconvinced] Right. Stress.
- Tess Vargas: I wish the Bustamontés were trying to kill me. This place is insane. Even the elevator's amazing. Oh, I can't wait for our shift to be over; hit the pool, have a Mai Tai.
- Catherine Chandler: This is New York, not Hawaii.
- Tess Vargas: Okay, PMS, but I'm ordering you one, too. You know, now that we know you're not...
- [makes a face]
- Vincent Keller: There's a lot of people.
- Catherine Chandler: Not really. You still have that metallic taste?
- Vincent Keller: Yeah.
- Catherine Chandler: It's not like Muirfield's gonna be at a hotel pool, so we're good. Just a normal couple going for a swim.
- Vincent Keller: Catherine, I can't swim.
- [she's slightly alarmed]
- Vincent Keller: I'm kidding.
- Catherine Chandler: [she smiles, amused] Well, I could go and buy you some water wings in the gift shop.
- Vincent Keller: [taking off his robe] I kinda think we spent enough at the gift shop, don't you?