Beauty and the Beast (TV Series)

Date Night (2013)

Nina Lisandrello: Tess Vargas

Quotes 

• Catherine Chandler : Tess, I'm... I'm ten days late.

  Tess Vargas : Oh.

  Catherine Chandler : Don't "oh" like that. We haven't been partners for a while, so maybe... maybe we're off schedule.

  Tess Vargas : Sorry. It's just my head went to "Breaking Dawn: Part 2".

  Catherine Chandler : Okay, this isn't funny. What would I do?

  Tess Vargas : You're probably not. It's probably just stress. I mean, you're harboring a half-human boyfriend. That's stressful.

  Catherine Chandler : [unconvinced]  Right. Stress.

• Tess Vargas : I wish the Bustamontés were trying to kill me. This place is insane. Even the elevator's amazing. Oh, I can't wait for our shift to be over; hit the pool, have a Mai Tai.

  Catherine Chandler : This is New York, not Hawaii.

  Tess Vargas : Okay, PMS, but I'm ordering you one, too. You know, now that we know you're not...

  [makes a face]