American Dad! (TV Series)

Spelling Bee My Baby (2013)

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith

Quotes 

• Stan Smith : Hey, Hayley, be our line judge!

  Hayley Smith : Can't! I'm making a landing pad for when the aliens bring Jeff back.

  Roger the Alien : Okay, sweetie.

  [to Stan] 

  Roger the Alien : I'm sure by now he's been dissected for science. Or for fun. It's pretty fun.

• Hayley Smith : I got ninja-darted in the neck and while I was in the void between this world and the next, an overwhelming realization washed over me that Jeff is gone and I accept that now.

  Stan Smith : Great!

  Hayley Smith : I also accept that you two jerks are the reason he was abducted in the first place. And now, I'm taking your shuttlecock.

  [takes the shuttlecock away and leaves] 

  Roger the Alien : She'll be back.

  Stan Smith : Roger, I think you're in denial.

  Roger the Alien : No, I'm not.

  [angrily] 

  Roger the Alien : I hate you! I've always hated you!

  [nervously] 

  Roger the Alien : If she brings back the shuttlecock, I'll feed the needy, I swear.

  [about to cry] 

  Roger the Alien : Oh, God, I don't think I can face this. I don't want to be around people.

  [sighs and calms down] 

  Roger the Alien : You know what? It is what it is.

  Stan Smith : Roger, you just went through the five stages of grief!

  Roger the Alien : But my species has six stages.

  [kicks Stan in the groin, causing him to fall down in pain] 

  Stan Smith : Was that the sixth stage?

  Roger the Alien : [smiles]  Nope.