American Dad! (TV Series)

Spelling Bee My Baby (2013)

Wendy Schaal: Francine Smith

Quotes 

• Steve Smith : Aw, what am I gonna to do?

  Francine Smith : Well, you have two options: You can fall apart like a bitch punk in the street or you can Mark Zuckerberg this thing!

  Steve Smith : You think?

  Francine Smith : Yeah. Any man who ever did anything great was just trying to show up some piece of ass who didn't give him any.

• Greg Corbin : [after Greg and Terry tell Francine about them preparing Libby for college]  You gotta start early if your child is going to be exceptional. It's the only way to get into the Ivies, but don't worry, Francine. Hayley turned out fine.

  [he and Terry snicker] 

  Francine Smith : You guys are both bitches!

• Francine Smith : Oh, come on, Hiko. Let 'em have some fun. College is years away.

  Hiko Yoshida : That attitude is why my children will attend Harvard while Steve will be lucky to be wait-listed at an online, offshore college.

  Francine Smith : Oh, you whore.

• Francine Smith : [to Hiko]  My son's gonna win the National Spelling Bee.

  Hiko Yoshida : Ha! That's impossible because Akiko is going to win. She's already won at her private school in Maryland and if Steve does make it to Nationals, Akiko will be there to crush him.

  Francine Smith : No, Steve is gonna be the one who destroys Akiko. Your skin is amazing. I can't tell how old you are.

• Akiko Yoshida : [after Francine kidnaps Akiko and traps her in the basement]  Let me out of here!

  Francine Smith : I'll let you out when Steve's a national champion. Here's a Nintendo to keep you busy.

  Akiko Yoshida : My mother says video games are bad for you.

  Francine Smith : Yeah, well, so is smoking an eight ball of crack in 30 minutes, but that's how long it takes.