Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon (2013)
Ashton Kutcher: Walden Schmidt
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Quotes
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Walden Schmidt : [Walden coming down the stairs in the morning after a wild party left his house a big mess] Wow, It's like Charlie Sheen's house.
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Herb : [examining Walden after a yoga accident involving his groin area] Well, good news. Everything looks completely normal. And, speaking as a medical professional, your "junk" is extraordinary.
Walden Schmidt : [tentatively] Thank you.
Herb : I didn't know whether to examine it, or feed it a peanut.