The Simpsons (TV Series)
What Animated Women Want (2013)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa
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Quotes
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Homer Simpson : You know how in the Special Olympics they give out medals just for showing up?
Marge Simpson : How many times have I told you to stop comparing our relationship to the Special Olympics?
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Homer Simpson : [Caught inside a bondage device] Quick, call the Proctor & Gamble help line!
Marge Simpson : Boy, they make everything nowadays.
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Marge Simpson : I'm tired of your broken promises. "I'll fix it tomorrow." "I'll be home at 8:00 PM." "I'll be home at 8:00 AM." "I'll take you on the most romantic dinner of your life." Well, I'm through with your excuses!
Homer Simpson : Marge was so happy when I made those promises. What changed?
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Homer Simpson : The marriage I have taken for granted all these years has suddenly exploded in my face. What do I do?
Herstory Narrator : Typically, men have two choices.
[Thought balloon over Homer shows a pair of boxing gloves labeled "Fight" and a pair of winged sneakers labeled "Flee"]
Homer Simpson : I like the looks of those winged shoes. I choose flee!
[Starts running, but after a couple of blocks gets exhausted and stops]
Homer Simpson : Where's an automatic sidewalk when you need one? Fleeing didn't work. I have no choice. I must do... whatever the other thing was!
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Homer Simpson : [Finds Helen Lovejoy at a sex shop] The minister's wife? What are you doing here?
Helen Lovejoy : Uh, protesting.
Reverend Lovejoy : [Comes out of a dressing room wearing bondage wear] Is this domineering enough for you?
Helen Lovejoy : Go back to the cowboy thing and wait in the car.
Reverend Lovejoy : Help me out here, Homer.
[Homer laughs uneasily and walks away]
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Homer Simpson : Do you know a way to please a woman that starts with F?
Moe : As a matter of fact, I've been reading up on this Fifty Shades of Gray, and apparently what women today want is to give her what for in the bedroom.
Homer Simpson : Woo hoo! I'll woo her with woo-hoo!
Moe : I dunno, if this is what women are into, I should be a lot more popular.
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Homer Simpson : Oh, Marge! Come into the garage! You know it's gonna be good, because I'm talking in a sing-song fashion!