Community (TV Series)
Herstory of Dance (2013)
Donald Glover: Troy Barnes
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Troy Barnes : You want to help me with Britta's dance? Could be a chance for classic Troy and Abed hijinks.
Abed Nadir : In the interest of growth I'm trying to avoid hijinks, as well as capers, romps, and exploits. Escapades are a gray area.
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Ben Chang : Guys, check out my friend Britta's Sophie B. Hawkins dance. I'll be spinning the hits from yesterday and today, which are basically the same to me since I have Changnesia.
Abed Nadir : That guy's like teflon. No matter how much awful stuff he does, he keeps getting another chance.
Troy Barnes : Yeah, he's like the Colin Farrell of people.
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Troy Barnes : At the risk of discovering I'm living two parallel lives like that guy in "Awake", don't you already have a date to the dance?
Abed Nadir : Yep. Now I have two, which means I can do the classic two dates in one night sitcom trope. I'll get to wear two outfits. Mix up their names. Maybe hide under a table.
Troy Barnes : What about growth?
Abed Nadir : I tried to go in a more grounded direction, but I still ended up in a comically implausible situation. It's like Shirley said, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity for hijinks. I can't pass it up.
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Troy Barnes : [to Abed] So, was that girl an alien or a toddler with a growing disease?
