Community (TV Series)
Herstory of Dance (2013)
Chevy Chase: Pierce Hawthorne
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Quotes
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Pierce Hawthorne : So you told a lie, big deal. The important thing is never to admit it.
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Britta Perry : Everyone's gonna know I'm a liar. Help me.
Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, Britta. Let me tell you a story about a friend of mine that everyone called a liar. His name was Bernie Madoff.
Britta Perry : Pierce! He was a liar. He stole billions of dollars from his clients.
Pierce Hawthorne : Has this been confirmed?
Britta Perry : Oh, my God. I "Britta'd" it.
Pierce Hawthorne : Bernie?
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Pierce Hawthorne : Do you want to be the schmuck who apologizes just before the world ends?
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Pierce Hawthorne : I need the computer.
Britta Perry : Pierce, there are, like, dozens of computers.
Pierce Hawthorne : Yeah, but my email is on this one.