Gammelgormium: First Contact (2023) Poster

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Cost Hundreds of Dollars to Make...
nammage23 September 2023
Warning: Spoilers
(no real spoilers, I always mark it that way)

...and looks it. First, there's a lot of reading to do in the beginning; I skipped the narrated part. Then it showcases a pan forward of spaceships, moons, planets, and asteroids etc., all of which looks like the cheapest CGI imaginable and what appeared to be toys. Then briefly goes to 'actors' who speak in verbiage that can only be described as if they're speaking to children.

Then an old man in a cartoonish inside of a ship that obviously looked as fake as possible. Reminded me of 90's video game animation. There's a lot of nothing happening in this film. A lot of nonsensical things such as apparently the alien lizard people's technology is basically the same as human. That's nonsensical because it's a 'First Contact' situation. Why would their technologies be similar?

This 'film' is a skip. There's no story. 95% of it is the camera zooming in on objects inside and/or outside the toy spaceships. There's little to no dialogue, there's no women in it (computer voices don't count), and little to no dialogue. Which could work but not in whatever this was supposed to be. Whoever paid 'hundreds of dollars' to make this, should sue for their money back. There's literally nothing here worth watching.
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