The Mentalist (TV Series)

Red and Itchy (2013)

Simon Baker: Patrick Jane

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• Patrick Jane : Two years ago, I hired a petty thief to break into LaRoche's safe for a list of Red John suspects.

  Teresa Lisbon : Yeah, I know. I had to slug the guy in front of his lawyer to keep you out of jail. Cost me six months in anger management.

  Patrick Jane : Yeah, and I hope you learned something.

  [Lisbon hits Jane] 

• Teresa Lisbon : Why don't you just ask LaRoche what's in the box?

  Patrick Jane : He's not gonna tell me voluntarily. It's embarrassing to him and deeply personal.

  Teresa Lisbon : And it's in Tupperware?

  Patrick Jane : Yes!... How could you not want to investigate?

• J.J. LaRoche : Whatever happens, I want to thank you for trying to help me.

  Patrick Jane : Well, truth is, you're a hard man not to help, LaRoche. You're like a Shar-Pei puppy that's rolled onto its back. You have to rub its belly.

  J.J. LaRoche : You're mocking me.

  Patrick Jane : No, no, I'm happy to rub your belly.

  J.J. LaRoche : That won't be necessary.

  Patrick Jane : I hope not.

• Patrick Jane : I didn't take it.

  J.J. LaRoche : I know that, Patrick. It's your favorite blackmail device. Your puppet mastery over me ends if... Its contents becomes public knowledge.

  Patrick Jane : I never thought of you as a puppet.

  J.J. LaRoche : You ever thought of me as a friend?