The Mentalist (TV Series)

Red Velvet Cupcakes (2013)

Robin Tunney: Teresa Lisbon

Quotes 

• Teresa Lisbon : Hi. We need to speak with Buddy Hennings.

  Receptionist : If you want to be on the show, you have to fill out this form and take it to couples-intake.

  Teresa Lisbon : Oh, we're not a couple. Please.

  Patrick Jane : What she means is ours is more of a platonic love.

• Teresa Lisbon : [talking about the victim's husband, from behind closed door]  The Tahoe cops are gonna go pick him up, but in the meantime, let's go talk to the victim's sister.

  [Jane reading his book and not answering] 

  Teresa Lisbon : Jane, I need you.

  Patrick Jane : [stops reading, puts down his book, goes to the door and opens it]  It's nice to be needed. Anything for you, Lisbon.

• Teresa Lisbon : Jane, you want to tell me what's going on?

  Patrick Jane : Well, let's just say the game is afoot!... Two feet.

• Teresa Lisbon : Let's go back to the CBI. I'm gonna put out a BOLO.

  Patrick Jane : BOLO shmolo. We need to reach a wider audience.

  Teresa Lisbon : And how do you propose we do that?

  Patrick Jane : [in the studio talking into a microphone]  Welcome back to KZHC, where we play the smooth sounds of the '80s and the '90s. I'm Patrick Jane from the California Bureau of Investigation. Yes, that is something that does exist. And we're throwing a contest today because we need your help to find a car, a very important car that will help us break a very important case. We're looking for a silver Mercedes S-class, license plate "KIPMAN7". We're looking for a silver Mercedes S K-I-P-M-A-N-7. The first person to call in the location of this car will receive $10,000 cash money. Yes, folks, we're talking ca...

  [the producer knocks on the glass wall and mouthes "NO" with anger] 

  Patrick Jane : Whoop. Wait. I just got word from my producer that that is not the amount of the prize. It is actually...

  [the producer shows 0 with his hand] 

  Patrick Jane : $20... And the chance to guest DJ here at the radio station... Day and date of your choosing.

  [the producer knocks on the glass wall but Jane doesn't notice] 

  Patrick Jane : That's right, folks. Guest DJ spot during drive time, and in case you missed it, I'll put all the details up on the CBI web site.

  [mouthes to Lisbon behind the glass wall] 

  Patrick Jane : Do we have a CBI web site?

  Teresa Lisbon : [nodes and mouthes]  Yes we do.

  Patrick Jane : [loud to the microphone]  Yes, that nice... CBI web site. Excellent. Now let's see those phone lines light up. Talk to me, please. Talk to me, people. Come on, Sacramento.