- Piper Chapman: Uh, so what's an Amalekite?
- Cindy Hayes: Amalekite? Oh they real baddies in the Bible, attacking everybody, preying on the weak and shit, a war tribe! Ooh, in Samuel, God told Saul to kill 'em all! Uh! Utterly destroy them motherfuckers, that what God say. Even the babies. Even the cows. They so bad they *cows* had to die!
- Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson: Say anything about rats?
- Cindy Hayes: Naw. Uh um.
- Piper Chapman: Okay. This is nuts.
- Cindy Hayes: It is.