Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Mother Author Laser Pointer (2023)

Lennon Parham: Bea

Quotes 

• Mort : Where'd you learn to do that?

  Bea : I studied Krav Maga when I was researching my latest book.

  Mort : Very cool. I took a bike safety class at the rec center. Kind of similar!

• Bea : I loved writing those books, but I wrote them years ago when my kids were little. I write dramatic thrillers now, for adults.

  Linda Belcher : Books for adults? I guess that's a thing.

  Bea : Yes, yes it is. My new book is about a middle-aged librarian who learns mixed martial arts to infiltrate the mob and break up a rare books crime ring.

  Linda Belcher : Yeah, that sounds good. I didn't really listen to what you said it was about, but Bea, the "Snail and Newt" books were magical!

• Linda Belcher : So, you live nearby?

  Bea : No, Connecticut.

  Linda Belcher : Ooh, Connecticut! Did you know it's spelled "Connect-icut"? Weird, huh?

  Bea : Uh, yeah.

• Bea : My son gave me a fancy phone, but I never remember to charge it.

  Linda Belcher : I'm like that with toilets; I never remember to flush 'em.

  Teddy : Yeah, technology, right?