The Simpsons (TV Series)

Dangers on a Train (2013)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa, Barney

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Do you think we'll last another 25 years?

  Bart Simpson : [Looks at camera]  Nothing should.

• Ramona : So you're the maneater Hall and Oates warned us about?

  Homer Simpson : Hall and Oates? What's going on here?

  Ramona : Your wife and my husband have been watching British television together.

  Homer Simpson : [Grabs Ben by the lapels]  Serious drama or naughty comedy?

  Marge Simpson : Drama! Drama!

  Homer Simpson : You just dodged a bullet, sugar lips.

• Marge Simpson : He can't remember our wedding anniversary, but he remembers how many pork chops are on the freezer.

  Homer Simpson : [Taking a pork chop from the freezer]  Currently, zero.

• Marge Simpson : I bet Homer is in that bar getting hammered.

  [Cut to Homer at Moe's working on the train; Barney accidentally hits his thumb with a hammer] 

  Homer Simpson : Ow! All worth it for Marge.

• Homer Simpson : I've been working on the railroad, all the live-long day...

  Marge Simpson : Why are you singing that song?

  Homer Simpson : Because it's on the public domain?

• [first lines] 

  Marge Simpson : Our first year as a married couple and we're still in love.

  Homer Simpson : In your face, those who said we couldn't last a year!

  Grampa : I stand by my wedding toast!

• Homer Simpson : I've only had three good ideas in my life: marrying your mother, using a hot-dog as a straw, and taking her on that train ride on our first anniversary.

• Homer Simpson : Just call me Borders Books, because I'll be here forever.