The Simpsons (TV Series)
Dangers on a Train (2013)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier
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Quotes
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Ramona : So you're the maneater Hall and Oates warned us about?
Homer Simpson : Hall and Oates? What's going on here?
Ramona : Your wife and my husband have been watching British television together.
Homer Simpson : [Grabs Ben by the lapels] Serious drama or naughty comedy?
Marge Simpson : Drama! Drama!
Homer Simpson : You just dodged a bullet, sugar lips.
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Marge Simpson : He can't remember our wedding anniversary, but he remembers how many pork chops are on the freezer.
Homer Simpson : [Taking a pork chop from the freezer] Currently, zero.
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Marge Simpson : I bet Homer is in that bar getting hammered.
[Cut to Homer at Moe's working on the train; Barney accidentally hits his thumb with a hammer]
Homer Simpson : Ow! All worth it for Marge.
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Homer Simpson : I've been working on the railroad, all the live-long day...
Marge Simpson : Why are you singing that song?
Homer Simpson : Because it's on the public domain?
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[first lines]
Marge Simpson : Our first year as a married couple and we're still in love.
Homer Simpson : In your face, those who said we couldn't last a year!
Grampa : I stand by my wedding toast!
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Marge Simpson : I just gave all my personal information to this website!
Selma Bouvier : Now you're gonna be hit on by every loser in town.
Patty Bouvier : And this town has losers like Mexico has headless corpses.
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Bart Simpson : Mom! Lisa made me break that lamp!
Lisa Simpson : Mom! Bart is twisting the truth in an Orwellian fashion!
Marge Simpson : Can't I go a whole day without you two tattling on each other or using obscure references?
Lisa Simpson : Orwell, obscure? The author of Animal Farm?
Bart Simpson : Grampa said he was a Commie.
Marge Simpson : No tattling!