How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Time Travelers (2013)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Ted Mosby : Hi. I'm Ted Mosby. And exactly forty-five days from now, you and I are gonna meet. And we're gonna fall in love. And we're gonna get married, and... we're gonna have two kids. And we're gonna love them and each other so much. All that is forty-five days away. But I'm here now, I guess, because I want those extra forty-five days. With you, I want each one of them. Look, and if I can't have them, I'll take the forty-five seconds before your boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face, because... I love you. I'm always gonna love you. 'Til the end of my days, and beyond. You'll see.

• [last lines] 

  [Ted, Barney, Twenty-Years-From-Now-Ted, Twenty-Years-From-Now-Barney, Twenty-Hours-From-Now-Ted, Twenty-Minutes-From-Now-Barney performs a choir version of Billy Joel's "The Longest Time"] 

  Twenty-Years-From-Now-Barney : Okay, guys, I've been waiting twenty years for this. Just like we practiced, no mistakes. Ready? One, two, oh, one, two, three, four!

  All : [singing]  Oh-oh-oh-oh.

  Twenty-Hours-From-Now-Ted : For the longest...

  All : For the longest time! Oh-oh-oh-oh.

  Twenty-Hours-From-Now-Ted : For the longest...

  All : For the longest time! If you say goodbye to me tonight.

  Twenty-Minutes-From-Now-Barney : Ooh-ooh-ooh!

  Barney Stinson , Twenty-Years-From-Now-Ted : There would still be music left to write!

  Ted Mosby , Twenty-Years-From-Now-Barney : Dum-dum-dum-dum...

  Twenty-Hours-From-Now-Ted , Twenty-Minutes-From-Now-Barney : Aah-aah-aah-aah!

  Barney Stinson , Twenty-Years-From-Now-Ted : What else could I do? I'm so inspired by you.

  All : That hasn't happened for the longest time!

• Ted Mosby : You're saying it's doomed completely, one of us is just guaranteed to get sick of the other and call it quits?

  Coat Check Girl : You've been dating for a long time, Ted. Has it ever gone any other way?

• [Ted and Barney have just talked to the versions of them "20 years from now" and are about to go to "Robots vs. Wrestlers," but are stopped by another version of Ted] 

  Ted Mosby : Not so fast. Barney, Ted, 20-Years-From-Now-Barney, 20-Years-From-Now-Ted...

  Barney Stinson : Who are you?

  Ted Mosby : I'm 20-Hours-From-Now-Ted. And you bastards aren't going anywhere.

• Ted Mosby : Okay, how about this: we go to Robots vs Wrestlers, but I don't drink too much.

  Barney : Interesting...

  Twenty-Hours-From-Now-Ted : I'm good with that.

  Twenty-Years-From-Now-Barney : No, forget it! If Ted doesn't get wasted, there's no way he'll end up making out with that surprisingly realistic-looking female robot!

  Ted Mosby : Wait, I kiss a female robot?

  Twenty-Years-From-Now-Ted : Oh, you do a lot more than that!