"How I Met Your Mother" The Ashtray (TV Episode 2013) Poster

(TV Series)

(2013)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

  • Ted Mosby : Oh boy that was a crazy story.

    Barney Stinson : Oh boy, yeah I remember.

    Ted Mosby : You weren't there.

    Barney Stinson : Ted, bubala, if you have a crazy story, I was there. It's just the law of the universe

  • Barney Stinson : Aww, great! What if he asks you out? What does that mean for our relationship? What, are we planning to be in some, super-enlightened forward-thinking marriage? Where we don't get hung up on the suffocating and outdated principles of monogamy? And instead, enjoy the company of multiple partners? Sometimes bringing said partners into our marital bed? But just girls, not dudes - except maybe one time just to see what that's like - I mean, is that what you want?

    Robin Scherbatsky : ...No.

    Barney Stinson , Robin Scherbatsky : Gehh- Ookayy! Me neither!

  • Barney Stinson : [Ted asks Barney why he always inserts himself into any historical situations]  Because crazy stories are my thing. You have architecture, Marshall has the law, Lily has art, Robin has pleasing me sexually, you all have a passion that drives you! Well, I have a passion, it's taking life and turning it into a series of crazy stories. If you can do that without me, then I don't even know who I am anymore.

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