The Neighbors (TV Series)

Sing Like a Larry Bird (Aka the Musical) (2013)

Toks Olagundoye: Jackie Joyner-Kersee

Quotes 

• Larry Bird : Let's call the police.

  Jackie Joyner-Kersee : Oh honey, they split up in the '80s. Now Sting's off doing his own thing.

• Debbie Weaver : You have no documentation, very silly names, all of you are dressed alike, you have that spaceship in your garage...

  Marty Weaver : Larry, you want this to end up like E.T.? Huh? Bubble over your house, you lying naked and chapped in some drainage ditch?

  Larry Bird : Is that how it ended?

  Jackie Joyner-Kersee : No.

  Larry Bird : I never saw the end!

• Reporter : If you could tell the greater New Jersey area one thing about your son, what would it be?

  Jackie Joyner-Kersee : He does not have a tail.

• Debbie Weaver : Dick are you Ok?

  Dick Butkus : I'm Well.

  Jackie Joyner-Kersee : Stop that Dick!

  Larry Bird : It's Not Punny!