The Neighbors (TV Series)

Camping (2013)

Max Charles: Max Weaver

Quotes 

• Amber Weaver : Tell me again why living like homeless people is considered a vacation.

  Marty Weaver : Amber, this tent is so luxurious, you're not even going to know you're camping.

  Max Weaver : If we're not going to know we're camping, why do we even have to go camping?

• Jackie Joyner-Kersee : You all look so cozy. Dick, are you sure you want to sleep with the Weaver kids?

  Dick Butkus : Oh yes. I'm looking forward to smelling the humans' sleep breath.

  Max Weaver : And I'm out!