Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

The Pulverizer (2013)

Rob Paulsen: Donatello

Quotes 

• Donatello : Who do we know that would be interested in stolen, evil robot parts?

  Donatello , Leonardo , Raphael : Baxter Stockman!

  Michelangelo : Donatello...

  [the others stare at him] 

  Michelangelo : Baxter Stockman!

• Leonardo , Raphael , Michelangelo : DRIVER!

  Donatello : Leo drives.

  Raphael , Michelangelo : Why?

  Donatello : He's least likely to hit something just for fun.

  Raphael , Michelangelo : True.

• Donatello : What are his symptoms?

  Michelangelo : He keeps telling me I'm the smartest guy he knows.

  Donatello : Okay, okay, he's delusional.

• Raphael : [Trying to push the Shellraiser into the sewers]  Are you sure the parking brake's not on?

  Donatello : For the hundredth time, YES!

  [Looks to see the parking brake is on] 

  Donatello : Oh, wait. Sorry, guys. Try it now!

  Raphael , Leonardo , Michelangelo : DONNIE!

• Raphael : Why are there fingers on my feet?

  Donatello : Hang in there, buddy. You'll be okay.

  [injects Raph with the antidote] 

  Raphael : Thanks... magical unicorn.

• Donatello : Does he have any nausea?

  Michelangelo : Nah, he doesn't have any...

  [Raph retches] 

  Michelangelo : Ugh, check that! Oh, what the... I knew you ate my pizza! YOU LIAR!

• Raphael : [upon seeing the Shellraiser]  Donnie, have I told you how awesome you are?

  Donatello : No, you haven't.

  Raphael : Well, I'm seriously considering it.

• Donatello : Donatello.

  Michelangelo : Donnie! We need help! Raph's been bitten by a giant, poisonous, robotic fish!

  Donatello : That's not possible! If he was bitten, it's venom, not poison.

  Michelangelo : Interesting, interesting. Get Over Here!

• Splinter : Donatello, does this belong to you?

  Donatello : Sensei, Pulverizer. Pulverizer, sensei.

  The Pulverizer : Pleased to meet you.

  [Whispers] 

  The Pulverizer : Hey, does he know he's a rat?

  Splinter : He knows.

• Donatello : I'm sorry, sensei. We found him on the street trying to fight the Purple Dragons, and he accidentally wound up back in the lair. So, I thought I'd teach him a few basics.

  The Pulverizer : Yeah, and he's doing a great job. Check this out. Hyah! Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka! Ta! Ta! Ta!

  [Whooping] 

  Splinter : Apparently, you have not taught him shame.