Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It (2013)

Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper

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• Jake Harper : I've been, uh, thinkin' about names for when Tammy and I have our first kid... If it's a boy, what do you think about Walden Harper?

  Alan Harper : I like it.

  Walden Schmidt : No!

  Jake Harper : Fine. Then I guess it's down to either Alan, or Xiang Xiao.

  Alan Harper : Xiang Xiao?

  Jake Harper : Yeah. I've gotta be ready, Dad. They say one out of every three babies born is Chinese.

• Jake Harper : All right, there's a 24-hour chapel in Vegas. If we hurry, we can get there before it closes.

• Alan Harper : Jake, this gnocchi is amazing.

  Jake Harper : Yeah. I like to make it 'cause it sounds like 'nookie'. Get it?

  Alan Harper : I do.

  Jake Harper : Not as much as I do!

  [he high-fives his girlfriend, Tammy]