Community (TV Series)

Conventions of Space and Time (2013)

Chevy Chase: Pierce Hawthorne

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• Official Woman : [an episode of the American remake of "Inspector Spacetime" has just been shown to a test audience]  So? What did everyone think?

  Shirley Bennett : I thought it was pretty good.

  Pierce Hawthorne : I was confused.

  Official Man : And what confused you?

  Pierce Hawthorne : The time travel mostly.

  [Official Man and Woman nod and write it down on their clipboard] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : Also the space travel.

  Official Woman : Anything else?

  Pierce Hawthorne : How many clipboards you got?

• Pierce Hawthorne : What's this about a road trip?

  Jeff Winger : Look, Pierce, no one was trying to leave you out. We just assumed you wouldn't be interested. Which is why we left you out.

  Pierce Hawthorne : That's not fair. Why can't I go to a Captain Warptime Convention?

  Abed Nadir : Because you'll ruin it.

  Pierce Hawthorne : I'm getting sick of everyone assuming that I have nothing to offer. You know, in Ancient Greece, it was considered an honor to invite a person my age to a space convention.

  Jeff Winger : We didn't invite Shirley either.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Oh. Well, that's better then.