The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Tangible Affection Proof (2013)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

Quotes 

• Sheldon Cooper : Well, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chilies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I concur, but you changed the subject. What are we doing for Valentine's Day?

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, you got that, didja?

• [last lines] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : [answers her phone]  Hello?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Another medical emergency? What's wrong with him now?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I seriously doubt he was bitten by a Chinese bird spider.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : How exactly does a bump feel Asian?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Just put him on the phone.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, I am not driving over there again.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Because I drove over there yesterday for a brain tumor that turned out to be an ice cream headache.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes, I still want to be your emergency contact.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes, you can eat your ice cream too fast and also have a brain tumor.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm on my way.

  [ends the call] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Brain tumor would explain a lot.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : And I appreciate your effort, but upon contemplation, I decided I was being selfish. So, I cancelled our dinner reservations and came up with an even better way to celebrate Valentine's Day.

  Sheldon Cooper : What is that?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : By doing none of it. No dinner, no romance, no gifts. We stay here, order a pizza and watch one of your beloved Star War Trek things.

  Sheldon Cooper : Really?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, that's what you'd love, isn't it?

  Sheldon Cooper : More than anything.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, then, that's what we're going to do.

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, I don't know what to say. This is the most thoughtful gift that anyone's ever given me. And that's including an amazing gift that I gave myself earlier today.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : 'm your girlfriend. That's my job. And I know gift-giving puts a lot of pressure on you, so whatever you got me, you can return.

  Sheldon Cooper : No. No, after everything you didn't do for me tonight, I want you to have it.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : What's this?

  Sheldon Cooper : Read it.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon Cooper, Caltech University employee information?

  Sheldon Cooper : At the bottom.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : In case of emergency, please contact... Amy Farrah Fowler. And there's my phone number. This is the most beautiful gift you could've ever given me.

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, I thought, if I have a stroke or a kidney stone, who would I want to share that with?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : And you picked me.

  Sheldon Cooper : It's like you said, you're my girlfriend.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, Sheldon.

  [Hugs him] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Yeah. Okay. Stop ruining Valentine's Day and order my pizza.