Archer (TV Series)

Live and Let Dine (2013)

Aisha Tyler: Lana Kane

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• [first lines] 

  Lance Casteau : Why do I seem annoyed? Let's see... Instead of savoring this espresso, this cigarette, and the exactly four minutes of free time I have today, I'm talking to you cockwits. What else? Oh, tonight I'm doing a special seating for a bunch of diplomats from the State Department and Albania. So not only do I have to create a meal out of yogurt and a goddamn sheep's head, apparently there's been some vague security threat, so my highly-trained staff... Has been infiltrated!

  Lana Kane : Sorry...

  Lance Casteau : By Shithead Squadron!

  Lana Kane : Just need to grab some menus, for - the camera, why is there a camera?

  Lance Casteau : I assume because this restaurant can't hold three million viewers?

  Interviewer : [off-screen]  Two-point-eight.

  Lance Casteau : Because it's not promoted properly!

  Lana Kane : This is gonna be televised?

  Interviewer : [off-screen]  Yeah, the show's called Bastard Chef?

  Lana Kane : Mm. Scuse me.

  Lance Casteau : Thank you, giraffe-lady! Anyway, those ISIS idiots are doing security, and for some inexplicable reason they have to do that undercover, so -

  [sound of metal bowl hitting floor, making a WONGWONGWONGWONG noise for a long time] 

  Sterling Archer : [off-screen]  Whoops.

  Lance Casteau : That's probably why I seem annoyed.