Archer (TV Series)
Once Bitten (2013)
Adam Reed: Ray Gillette
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Quotes
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Sterling Archer : Please! Just pretend I'm... whose your go-to movie star, you know, for...?
Ray Gillette : Lorne Greene.
Sterling Archer : Wow.
Ray Gillette : Yeah.
Sterling Archer : Bonanza or Battlestar?
Ray Gillette : Duh! So I come to the Ponderosa looking for ranch work, but my chaps get torn, and Hop Sing's just, you know...
Sterling Archer : Uh, Ray, time's kinda a factor here, so...
Ray Gillette : I am *not* ever sucking your taint.
Sterling Archer : Okay, so, Cyril, better ChapStick it up, buddy.
Cyril Figgis : Well, first of all, does sucking out the venom not help the snakebite victim, it can also envenom the...
Sterling Archer : Taint-sucker, that's you, let's go.
Ray Gillette : Okay, yes, and second of all, the venom's not there anymore. It's pumping through you veins to your heart and brain.
Sterling Archer : My... , well, put a tourniquet on me.
Cyril Figgis : You can't tourniquet the taint.
Sterling Archer : Wait, is my dick going to be OK?