The worst movie ever seen so far... terrible writing, terrible acting, not even the vision of some juicy models and their attributes makes this movie worth watching. Spare your time, watch something else. Whatever is better than that.
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The Worst Film I Have Ever Seen
NoDakTatum8 October 2023
I finally found it. The film that broke me. Caught it on a streaming service, and once it was over, I had a new WORST FILM I HAVE EVER SEEN. This is laughable garbage that I don't have the energy to cover. I thought about retiring from film criticism, if not film watching, because this film may have made me dumber and I needed to crack open some books and try to revitalize my brain cells again. No, you know what? I'm not going to let this film beat me. I can be stronger than this film. Watch it, and tell me this isn't the worst film ever made, from the acting, to the plot, to the final twist that had me laughing through my tears. Watch it now. I dare you.
Too many family secrets!
jjturley25 September 2015
This drama centers on an ex-actress ("Alexia", played by Laura Reilly) who lives in New York and owns property in Los Angeles. The property in question is an apartment building called "Luna Park." The actress' younger brother ("Christi", played by Taylor Caldwell) lives in one of the units as the caretaker. Christi is mute and spends his days spying on all the hunky neighbors. Finally getting caught hiding in a closet, Christi is in trouble, so Alexia sends a friend ("Max", played by Michael Brent) to Los Angeles to do damage control and watch over Christi. She cannot go herself, since there is too much "bad family history" between brother and sister.
Christi is gay, as are all of his hunky neighbors, as are all of the guys in New York associated with Alexia. Of course this makes sense, since she produces gay cinema.
As Max settles in at Luna Park and tries to help Christi, he learns more about the family history and also starts to fall in love with Christi. This of course complicates things even more!
I enjoyed watching this, though there were lots of cuts back and forth (locations and time) that were seemingly disconnected. The same treatment with color and black and white. Clearly, the dreamlike quality was intended.
Christi is gay, as are all of his hunky neighbors, as are all of the guys in New York associated with Alexia. Of course this makes sense, since she produces gay cinema.
As Max settles in at Luna Park and tries to help Christi, he learns more about the family history and also starts to fall in love with Christi. This of course complicates things even more!
I enjoyed watching this, though there were lots of cuts back and forth (locations and time) that were seemingly disconnected. The same treatment with color and black and white. Clearly, the dreamlike quality was intended.
good intentioned
Kirpianuscus27 May 2021
A good intentioned film, modest for many reasons , not inspired for the family problems too large ball but far to be the worst. An young woman, working in gay cinema domain, her younger brother and the need to be survei, a friend, the love story. Nothing so ba or very convincing. But reasonable sure, with some indulgence.
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