- Winston Bishop: I couldn't stop you from inviting Jax to the party, but I can stop it from going any further. I will not lose Jax as a friend, okay? I might not have any game, but oh my goodness, can I take game away.
- Jess: I'm getting that mouth on my mouth, and don't you try to stop me, you...
- Winston Bishop: Look, clearly I have the upper hand when it comes to Jax.
- Jess: Do you?
- Winston Bishop: Oh, I do, because I know all about sports. Jess, you know nothing about sports.
- Jess: Oh, what am I going to do? I guess I'll just have to use my eyes, hair, boobs, legs, and adorable personality.
- [chuckles]
- Jess: Fool.
- Winston Bishop: I got like three of those things.
- Jax McTavish: Um, I'd like to report that a missing item. My heart. It was stolen by that little heart thief right there.
- [points to Jess]
- Jess: I'm... I'm innocent. I didn't... I was framed.
- Jax McTavish: I just want to say in front of God and all these people at this gorgeous party that I'm in love with you.
- Jess: Mmm. no... Nah.
- Jax McTavish: And I know it's early, but I think I met the girl that I'm gonna marry.
- Jess: Wh-who?
- Jax McTavish: I'm gonna marry you!
- Jess: We are not on the same page.
- Jax McTavish: I'm gonna marry you. I'm gonna put a baby in you. We're gonna have dogs and cats. I met my third wife!
- [party guests applaud and cheer]