Mike & Molly (TV Series)

Molly's Birthday (2013)

Nyambi Nyambi: Samuel

Quotes 

• Samuel : [On learning that men can earn money by donating sperm]  And they pay you to do that?

  Officer Carl McMillan : 75 bucks a pop. That's how I paid for my snow tires on my Blazer.

  Samuel : Oh, my god, I'm sitting on a gold mine. And to think how much money has already slipped through my fingers.