- Grandma Jenkins: [Upon returning home, Carl is on the sofa drinking beer and watching TV] AW Hell NO!
- Grandma Jenkins: [Carl is leaving his grandma's and she gives him his porno tape] You better take this! I went to watch the view and I got one I didn't want to see!
- Grandma Jenkins: Get him out of here right now before you're a witness to a black-on-black foot-in-ass crime!