Orphan Black (TV Series)

Variations Under Domestication (2013)

Kristian Bruun: Donnie Hendrix

Quotes 

• [Donnie is questioned by Sarah who's impersonating Alison] 

  Donnie Hendrix : [Donnie hears the voices of the neighbors]  The whole neighborhood is here? What kind of irrational nonsense is going through that head of yours?

  Sarah Manning : Hey, watch your tone, Donnie!

  Donnie Hendrix : Alison, get your frazzled, PMS shit together!

  Sarah Manning : Hey! You watch your tone! Your wife is the rock of this family! You will no longer speak down to her! Am I clear?

  Donnie Hendrix : [Donnie nervously responds]  Yeah.

• [Alison asks Donnie if she's sick like the German] 

  Alison Hendrix : Am I sick, like the German?

  Donnie Hendrix : What German? Who's German?

• [Alison tortures Donnie by burning him with her glue gun] 

  Alison Hendrix : You moved the files.

  Donnie Hendrix : Files? What files?

  Alison Hendrix : Your files that you have on me. From your box. Your special box.

  Donnie Hendrix : [Donnie screams when Alison puts glue to his chest]  Aaah! Aaah! Ohhh! Oh, ohh!

  Donnie Hendrix : [Donnie tries blowing down at his chest]  Have you lost your mind!

  Alison Hendrix : I know what you do, Donnie!

  Donnie Hendrix : What? What do I do?

  Alison Hendrix : You spy. You perform medical examinations on me in my sleep...

  Donnie Hendrix : What?

  Alison Hendrix : You turned my whole life into a big, embarrassing lie; and you switched the files in your special box for porno DVDs of 'Big'...

  Alison Hendrix : [Alison slaps Donnie]  'Boob'...

  Alison Hendrix : [and slaps him again]  'Blowies'!

  [and again] 

• [first lines] 

  Donnie Hendrix : [Alison finds Donnie aggrevated while cleaning up in the kitchen]  Ridiculous! God! I got to do everything around here?

  Donnie Hendrix : [Alison enters the kitchen]  Three hours to go, and the dishes still haven't been washed, the drink cart hasn't been loaded up, the kids' gift bags haven't been sorted, and did we even get ice? Hello, did we get ice? Alison, come on! Get with the program, here.

• [Alison asks Donnie where he disappeared to in the middle of the night] 

  Alison Hendrix : Where did you go in the middle of the night, Donnie?

  Donnie Hendrix : Uh, I don't know, Never-Never Land?

• [Donnie wakes up to see himself tied to a chair in Alison's craft room] 

  Donnie Hendrix : Why am I tied to the chair?

  Alison Hendrix : Shh! Shh! Tell me what was really in the box, Donnie?

  Donnie Hendrix : What?

  Alison Hendrix : Your special box. What was inside of it?

  Donnie Hendrix : Are you out of your mind? Untie me.

• [Alison threatens Donnie by getting her glue gun out] 

  Alison Hendrix : [Alison twirls a scissors holder]  Don't worry, honey. It's all good. Isn't that what you always tell me?

  Alison Hendrix : [Alison grabs for the glue gun]  Think about what you really want to get off your chest.

  Donnie Hendrix : Or what, you're going to stick sequins on me?

• [Sarah arrives to Alison's house who's having an emergency] 

  Sarah Manning : Eh, what's the emergency?

  Alison Hendrix : Umm... You might want to sit down for this.

  Sarah Manning : [Sarah walks in cautiously]  I'll stand, thanks.

  Alison Hendrix : [when Alison opens the door to her crafts room]  Okay.

  Donnie Hendrix : [Donnie tries talking through the wag covering his mouth]  Alison? Alison?

  Sarah Manning : Who's that?

  Alison Hendrix : Donnie?

  Sarah Manning : Who's Donnie?

  Alison Hendrix : He's my husband.

  Sarah Manning : What?

  Alison Hendrix : I think he's my watcher!

  Sarah Manning : Jesus Christ, Alison! What have you done?

• [Donnie asks to be untied once again] 

  Donnie Hendrix : Alison. Please untie me.

  Sarah Manning : [Sarah continues impersonating Alison]  I can't, until the party's over.

  Donnie Hendrix : [Donnie tearfully responds]  I bought mulled wine.

• [Donnie tells Alison what was in his special box] 

  Alison Hendrix : Donnie, about my little, uh, breakdown...

  Donnie Hendrix : No. No, no, no. It's my fault. You're right... You are the rock of this family. I'm so sorry. Of course you knew. It wasn't just porn in my special box. You remember Ginny Nusbaum?

  Alison Hendrix : From college?

  Donnie Hendrix : I don't know how to say this, but she and I had an affair once. Okay, twice, but you and I were broken up. We traded letters for a few years after it ended... Dirty talk, mostly...

  Alison Hendrix : Tsk.

  Donnie Hendrix : Then, she got Lupus and I never heard from her again.

  Alison Hendrix : She got Lupus?

  Donnie Hendrix : I don't know what happened to her. I'm so sorry. I was just trying to hold on to something personal, something... I'm sorry.

  [as Donnie cries in Alison's arms]