Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
We Are Family (2013)
Angie Harmon: Jane Rizzoli
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Quotes
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Maura Isles : It must be nice, to follow in your father's footsteps
Jane Rizzoli : What? No, I'd be a plumber and you'd be a mob boss
Maura Isles : What? Okay, well in all those cases it would be lovely to have a father-daughter relationship
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Jane Rizzoli : What you're doing?
Maura Isles : Biting on a pencil
Jane Rizzoli : Yes, I can see that, but why?
Maura Isles : It activates the muscles used for smiling
Jane Rizzoli : Well, those muscles are a little out of shape
Maura Isles : I'm gonna ignore you in attempt to improve my mood
Jane Rizzoli : So, biting pencils work?
Maura Isles : Well, holding your teeth in this position engages the zygomaticus major and risorius muscle
Jane Rizzoli : I can't understand you
Maura Isles : Some studies show that you can trick your brain to thinking you're happy when moving certain muscles
Jane Rizzoli : Oh
Maura Isles : It's petty, small minded. It should be enough that I saved someone's life
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Angela Rizzoli : [to Frankie] Well, at least you get to go undercover as a biker instead of a prostitute
Jane Rizzoli : It wasn't my idea!
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Vince Korsak : She couldn't have driven more than, say, 20 miles each way
Jane Rizzoli : So, we look in 20 miles in every direction
Barry Frost : That's a lot of area to cover
Maura Isles : 1,256.6 squire miles. Area...
Maura Isles , Barry Frost : equals pi r-squared
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Jane Rizzoli : I still think it's amazing they can suck out an organ through a straw
Maura Isles : It's called a laparoscope and they do not use it to "suck out" your kidney. "Minimal invasive", my ass!
Jane Rizzoli : You'll feel so much better when you're in shape, okay? Come on
Maura Isles : You're saying I'm fat and out of shape?
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Maura Isles : [about Frankie's motorcycle] Did it cut out suddenly?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Yeah, how did you know?
Maura Isles : Electrical. Unless, what kind of a sound did it make? Was it cough or a wheeze?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Like, eh,
[makes strange noises]
Maura Isles : But did it also sputter? Like
[stranger noises]
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : No, it was more like
[even more stranger noises]
Maura Isles , Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : [Making all kinds of strange sounds to each other]
Jane Rizzoli : Hi! Hello! You two, please get a room! Preferable a sound proof one
Maura Isles : Carburetor
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Oh
Maura Isles : Get it over to my house, I'll help you fix it
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : That'd be great, thanks