The Neighbors (TV Series)
Space Invaders (2013)
Simon Templeman: Larry Bird
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Quotes
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Larry Bird : I've done the research, human males are simple. They mask their emotion through drink, farts and physical violence. The drink didn't take, we're all out of farts, I moved your fence to provoke you. Fight me, Marty! Give me respite to my feelings! Don't make me spit in your orange juice.
Marty Weaver : Spit in my orange juice? How would I even know you did that?
Larry Bird : You didn't.
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Larry Bird : I've tried every form of male escapism. Booze didn't work, pornography just confused me...
Dick Butkus : Confused YOU?
Larry Bird : Please, Marty, be a friend! Let's slap each other around a little!
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Larry Bird : I know I'm supposed to act like a man and have no emotion, but I feel like I want to cry all the time.
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Amber Weaver : You don't have to fight to be a man. Just be a man, man.
Larry Bird : A man-man?