- Milly Stone: Always call me. The minute anything happens that can't be answered by reading a Judy Blume novel, call me.
- Milly Stone: [to Michelle] Always, always call me! The minute anything happens that can't be answered by reading a Judy Blume novel, call me!
- Michelle Simms: You know The Edge, like personally?
- Milly Stone: We carpooled for a while. Never count on a rock star to get a kid to piano lesson on time.
- [Sam and Sal interrupt Mi chelle's class]
- Michelle Simms: Why is Sal here?
- Sal Russano: I do not know.
- Sam: You know. He's going to take tap.
- Michelle Simms: Really?
- Sal Russano: No.
- Sam: He runs a dance-wear store, he should know how to dance.
- Sal Russano: I do not need to know how to dance. I need to know about dance, and I do. Those three back there, they're terrible. All you need to know!
- Sam: It'll be good for you.
- Sal Russano: It will not.
- Sam: You will enjoy it.
- Sal Russano: I will not.
- Sam: I needed a ride.