Family Guy (TV Series)

Chris Cross (2013)

Robert Romanus: Mike Damone

Quotes 

• Chris Griffin : [wanting new sneakers, he looks for money in Peter's wallet]  Oh, come on, Dad, there's no cash in here. Just a bunch of cards that say "I farted on your car" with his insurance info.

  Meg Griffin : [spotting him take money from Lois' purse]  Busted.

  Chris Griffin : Jeez, it's so weird that Mom and Dad would leave the house without their purse and wallet. I wonder where they are?

  Peter Griffin : [cut to them out on a date]  Could you excuse me?

  [going to a payphone, he calls Mike Damone from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"] 

  Mike Damone : Hello?

  Peter Griffin : Damone, it's Peter. I'm at my date and I left my wallet at home. Will you please borrow your mom's car, drive to my house, get my wallet, and bring it back here?

  [getting no answer] 

  Peter Griffin : Damone, are you there? Damone?

  Mike Damone : Yeesh, I'm really kind of busy.

  Peter Griffin : Come on, just do me this one favor.

  Mike Damone : All right, but you owe me for this one.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, thanks, Damone.

  [hanging up and breaking the fourth wall] 

  Peter Griffin : And that was the last we ever saw of him.