2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And Too Little Sleep (2013)

Beth Behrs: Caroline Channing

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• Caroline Channing : [after Andy walks by the shop]  Did you just openly wave to my ex-boyfriend?

  Max Black : Yeah, I always wave at him. He didn't die just because you stopped letting him touch your boobies.

  Caroline Channing : Well, I don't wave to the guy at the record shop that you had sex with.

  Max Black : I had sex with the guy at the record shop? I should keep a diary.

  Caroline Channing : Oh, God, he's coming back. See what you started with your wave?

  Max Black : I'm sorry, my hand is friendly. Ask any guy in high school.

• Caroline Channing : Max, I just hung up from a very panicked phone call, and you'll never believe what happened.

  Max Black : The guy from the record store called to say I have super gonorrhea?

  Caroline Channing : You actually think a guy that you don't even remember called to tell me that you have super gonorrhea?

  Max Black : Yes, that's how tired I am. Are you gonna make me wait forever? Do I have it or not?

  Caroline Channing : It's not super gonorrhea, but it is super bad news. This woman just called to confirm her order for 1,000 cupcakes for tomorrow. I've been so tired, I completely forgot.

  Max Black : I'd rather have super gonorrhea!