Portlandia (TV Series)

No-Fo-O-Fo-Bridge (2013)

Chloë Sevigny: Alexandra

Quotes 

• [Alexandra, who dated Carrie and Fred simultaneously, has just dumped Carrie and is still dating Fred] 

  Fred : If it makes you feel any better, Alexandra's just, like, a mess. She's, like, a crazy person. She's, like, not sane. She's, like, not well. You know what I mean? She's, like, confused and confusing and a mess.

  Carrie : Well, also, you're dating her.

  Fred : I know. It's great.

  Alexandra : We should all try living together. I don't think you should move out - this is your house!

  Fred : She says stuff like that! Think about those words. "This is your house." She just thought of that!

  Carrie : But she picked you.

  Fred : Mm-hmm. It's so fun. It's, like, insane fun.