Modern Family (TV Series)
The Wow Factor (2013)
Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy
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Quotes
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Luke Dunphy : [after Alex spills sugar on the floor] I'll eat it for a dollar.
Phil Dunphy : Luke, what have I told you about doing things for money?
Luke Dunphy : If you charge more, they'll think you're worth it.
Phil Dunphy : Right. That's worth at least five.
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Phil Dunphy : What are you doing?
Alex Dunphy : Sweeping.
Phil Dunphy : No, you're not! You're just spreading it around!
Luke Dunphy : It's gonna cost more for me to eat it now.
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Phil Dunphy : Dad, I need your help.
Frank Dunphy : Are we doing that thing again where you put on different outfits like in Pretty Woman?
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Phil Dunphy : [Shows Alex and Hayley the water heater] Okay, what are we looking at?
Haley Dunphy : Photosynthesis.
Phil Dunphy : [after a pause] In a way, yes. Just as photosynthesis turns carbon dioxide into oxygen, this water heater turns cold water into hot.
Alex Dunphy : What turns this conversation into over?