- Senator Andy Guzman: Hey, Robert, what do you think I should read? The Bill of Rights or emails from my ex-wife's boyfriend?
- Robert Bettencourt: You've probably got time for both. Listen, are you still looking for a place to live?
- Senator Andy Guzman: I am. I am. Why?
- Robert Bettencourt: 'Cause Louis and Gil John and I are looking for a roommate. And you seem like somebody that could really use a room.
- Senator Gil John Biggs: Do I look like somebody prepared to fly to fucking Kabul for the goddamn National Committee?
- Robert Bettencourt: You do not. You look like somebody prepared to fly to Philly for the World Series.