The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Bakersfield Expedition (2013)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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[last lines]
GPS with Sheldon's Voice : Fun fact. President Eisenhower signed the Federal Aid Highway Act from his hospital room.
Car Thief #1 : Wow. That is interesting.
Car Thief #2 : You learn something new every day.
GPS with Sheldon's Voice : Say, can you name the four state capitals that are not served by the Interstate system?
Car Thief #1 : Ooh, another quiz.
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, will you steam my uniform next?
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, uh, interesting. Do you recall this conversation? "Leonard, want to go halvesies on a steamer?" "No, Sheldon we don't need a steamer." Looks like that rumpled chicken's come home to roost.
Penny : [Comes in] Hi, here are the makeup sponges you asked for.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, thanks. I thought I had more.
Penny : [Looks in his makeup case, which he had just opened] Damn, you've got more makeup than I do. You got better makeup than I do.
[Takes something]
Penny : Yeah, I'm borrowing this.
Leonard Hofstadter : [Gently takes it back from her] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, this is my Comic-Con makeup. I love you, but there are some things a man doesn't share with his girlfriend.
Sheldon Cooper : That's a wise policy. I once borrowed my sister's makeup for a costume contest, got a terrible case of pinkeye. Yeah, but luckily I was going as a zombie; I won second place.
Penny : I feel like you guys just went to Comic-Con.
Leonard Hofstadter : That was San Diego Comic-Con; this is Bakersfield Comic-Con.
Penny : Is that better?
Leonard Hofstadter : Mm, it's a lot smaller. It's more about the comics books, the way these conventions used to be before they went all Hollywood.
Sheldon Cooper : So to answer your question, no, it's not better.
Penny : Well then why are you going?
Sheldon Cooper : It's a comic book convention. Like pizza or particle accelerators even the stinky ones, still pretty good.
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Sheldon Cooper : What if we were to get in a car with a crazy person?
Leonard Hofstadter : Look at us, Sheldon. We're the crazy people!
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Sheldon Cooper : Just because you're wearing a captain's uniform, you're in charge?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Sheldon Cooper : Alright.