"The Big Bang Theory" The Bakersfield Expedition (TV Episode 2013) Poster

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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  • [last lines] 

    GPS with Sheldon's Voice : Fun fact. President Eisenhower signed the Federal Aid Highway Act from his hospital room.

    Car Thief #1 : Wow. That is interesting.

    Car Thief #2 : You learn something new every day.

    GPS with Sheldon's Voice : Say, can you name the four state capitals that are not served by the Interstate system?

    Car Thief #1 : Ooh, another quiz.

  • [first lines] 

    Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, will you steam my uniform next?

    Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, uh, interesting. Do you recall this conversation? "Leonard, want to go halvesies on a steamer?" "No, Sheldon we don't need a steamer." Looks like that rumpled chicken's come home to roost.

    Penny : [Comes in]  Hi, here are the makeup sponges you asked for.

    Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, thanks. I thought I had more.

    Penny : [Looks in his makeup case, which he had just opened]  Damn, you've got more makeup than I do. You got better makeup than I do.

    [Takes something] 

    Penny : Yeah, I'm borrowing this.

    Leonard Hofstadter : [Gently takes it back from her]  Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, this is my Comic-Con makeup. I love you, but there are some things a man doesn't share with his girlfriend.

    Sheldon Cooper : That's a wise policy. I once borrowed my sister's makeup for a costume contest, got a terrible case of pinkeye. Yeah, but luckily I was going as a zombie; I won second place.

    Penny : I feel like you guys just went to Comic-Con.

    Leonard Hofstadter : That was San Diego Comic-Con; this is Bakersfield Comic-Con.

    Penny : Is that better?

    Leonard Hofstadter : Mm, it's a lot smaller. It's more about the comics books, the way these conventions used to be before they went all Hollywood.

    Sheldon Cooper : So to answer your question, no, it's not better.

    Penny : Well then why are you going?

    Sheldon Cooper : It's a comic book convention. Like pizza or particle accelerators even the stinky ones, still pretty good.

  • Sheldon Cooper : What if we were to get in a car with a crazy person?

    Leonard Hofstadter : Look at us, Sheldon. We're the crazy people!

  • Sheldon Cooper : Just because you're wearing a captain's uniform, you're in charge?

    Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.

    Sheldon Cooper : Alright.

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