The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Goes to Prep School (2013)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kid on Ride, Ralph Wiggum, Mom #3

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Hey, dad. What would you do if you got my ear in the mail?

  Homer Simpson : I dunno. Feed it to the dog?

  Bart Simpson : You'll have to wrap it in cheese first.

  Homer Simpson : Don't tell me how to feed you to the dog!

• Bart Simpson : Smart Tykes? You promised us we were going somewhere fun!

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, you promised, mom!

  Marge Simpson : I keep telling you stop calling me Mom.

  Homer Simpson : Yes, Mrs. Simpson.

• Homer Simpson : Well, what have we learned from our post-apocalyptic movie marathon?

  Bart Simpson : People named Preacher or Deacon are very bad; water is money, unless gasoline is money; and although there are a lot of sharp objects around, nobody ever shaves.

  Homer Simpson : Hollywood has taught you well, my son.

• Bart Simpson : What are we coing to do now? We've been here five minutes and I'm already bored.

  Homer Simpson : Why don't you write down the names of all the celebrities rumored to be gay for future generations?

  Bart Simpson : Yes, sir!

  Homer Simpson : Society won't have to begin from square one.